anghara (anghara) wrote,
anghara
anghara

Time for another spam rant

Why would anyone who cannot (or, more to the point) will not spell "Mortgage" correctly EVER expect me to sign up for one with them?

Why would anyone who KNOWS they have to munge things like "C1a1is" and "V1 aggra" in order to even get past my filters EVER expect me to offer them money for this product?

Why would anyone who cannot or will not spell "penis" correctly bother to think that I would be remotely interested in activities involving same? (Well we all know that penis mightier than the sword... )

How the freaking heck did I get onto whosever porn list offering me all speelings and variations on "Ruussians/russssians/russiaaans" doing evil and icky things to each other? When I get up in the morning and come down to check my mail I really don't want to lose my appetite for breakfast by confronting teh mental images I find blazoned in subject lines in my inbox - without even bothering to go anywhere near the actual email itself!

And would Chase bank PLEASE STOP OFFERING ME SURVEYS WHERE I CAN GET $20 IF I ONLY CLICK ON [THIS LINK]???

Gaaaaah.

More coherent postings later maybe.

UPDATE: It has its moments, though. I just got one with the subject line "make a fortune processing judicial judgments" (yeah, right) from... Clarence D. Arrow - oooooookay...
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