They're all pretty priceless - but you have to feel a smudge of actual sympathy for this poor dweeb:
FROM AN ACTUAL BOOK, which is already in production (published by another
POD publisher, of course):
"Chapter 2: When Things Go Right
Chapter 3: When Things Go Warong"
If EVER there was a poster child for the value of actual, yanno, EDITING before you let the beast loose amongst the general population, this is it...