But seriously folks. My head has just been SERIOUSLY messed with.
I've just received copies of the Israeli edition of "Secrets of Jin Shei".
It's absolutely "backwards", in that it's to be opened and read from left to right instead of vice versa. And aside from the copyright notice, which is in Latin characters in English and consists of the title of the book and my name, there isn't a single solitary thing in that volume that I can actually recognise AT ALL.
Pretty cover, though...