And then I saw one of THESE little bastards scuttling away into the shadows.
I had just been PINCERED. In my own damned office. I was completely outraged.
Still am.
There's still a chunk of my finger missing where the little monster decided to experimentally chomp me. And now he's tasted blood. Maybe he'll come back with an army of his buddies. If I am suddenly seen to disappear, this may be why. I will have been EATEN.
[GROWL]