-somebody actually DID ask -
"Cover of Spellspam-Pic of Hayden Panetierre?
I was looking at the cover of the book Spellspam today and I swear the cover picture is of Hayden Panetierre. Does anyone know if it actually is her?"
Oh, GOD. Somebody stop me. I have incredibly itchy fingers - I feel like going over there and posting something like, "hi, yeah, it IS me! Hayden XXXX".
Or just tell her that no, I don't rate that kind of cover model, but she might enjoy the book anyway...?