The upshot seems to be, it's all Adam's fault. Like, Scalzi said, "Eat a fruit and become responsible for the heat death of the Universe - God is MEAN."
But go read the whole thing. It's worth the trip.
To Scalzi's blog. Probably not the museum. Although I might actually pay the 20 bucks for the entrance ticket if only for the privilege of saying "Oh, come on" as I pause by every "exhibit".