October 9th, 2011

some days...

Spam Poetry

I swear to you, this is unedited from my spam box, consecutive messages - no, I didn't read 'em or even click anywhere near 'em, these are just the subject lines - *they are now in a haiku writing conspiracy*.

Think I'm kidding: I present to you Spam Haiku...



I AM HERE TO FIND MY BETTER HALF
WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAMES
ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WANTED


YOU WILL NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY
SOME DAY MY PRINCE WILL COME
WHERE ARE YOU


PASSIONATE
MAY OUR DREAMS COME TRUE
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