May 23rd, 2007

owl

I have an idiot squirrel

Would you believe he eats ROSES?

I'm dead serious. I chased him away from my little dwarf rose bush out on the deck THREE TIMES now, once caught red-pawed, as it were, munching on a rose held between his front paws.

What gives? And how the FRICK do you wean a stupid squirrel off the potted plants?