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Some people spam to phish for information so that they can steal stuff. Some people are just clueless.

And then there's the guy who produced this gem:


An usually fashionable crank case A stoic turkey reads a magazine,
and a blithe spirit panics; however, the mysterious skyscraper writes
a love letter to another turn signal. If a graduated cylinder
requires assistance from a carelessly mitochondrial wedding dress,
then a somewhat cantankerous fruit cake goes to sleep. The bullfrog
living with a ski lodge derives perverse satisfaction from the
obsequious tape recorder. A recliner ignores a false particle
accelerator, because an abstraction knows an outer roller coaster.
When you see the chess board, it means that the insurance agent
self-flagellates.

I ask you, why? What possible reason could there be for sending out a million pieces of nonsense...?

A wonderful dissection of a panel on a topic of infodumping and exposition can be found here - if you already know about this, no matter, it's worth another read...

How far is Westchester Airport from New York City (I understand it's close to White Plains)? What kind of accessibility is there (from White Plains to NYC, that is)? Planes, trains, buses? How long would it take to get from one place to another? Anyone know?

Your geographically impaired friend over here would be grateful for any info...

...a sudden slump in cellphone use in the male of the species...

Understanding dogs is *trivial*. When they graduate to cats, someone let me know.