Sauron gave you Jesus.
QuinceyMorris gave you AnUnwrappedChocolateBar.
BenHawkins gave you AMaltedMilkBall.
JonathanHarker gave you TheBluePill.
You had a strange time until Apollo dragged you off to the Village.
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*Sauron* gave me *Jesus*?
I'm sorry, that's a whole new mental universe...